4人英语短剧剧本.doc 大话西游

4人英语短剧剧本.doc 大话西游（共2篇）

篇1：4人英语短剧剧本.doc 大话西游

Beat it!人物：T:唐僧 陈鹏

M:孙悟空 陈中良

P:猪八戒 李涛

S:沙僧 魏涛 X:白骨精原型 李鹏程

X1:白骨精变成的男人

X2:白骨精变成的女人 刘佳佳

Q:女儿国王后 徐静静

T: Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?Does any one of you young men know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）

T：bajie!Give the fucking……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)T:(很吃惊)hey！bajie，you are making youself a new man.what kind of book are you reading? Is it 《jingangjing》 or 《dabeizhou》? 八戒依旧看书，不理睬。

T:(凑过去)let me have a look at it!八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，T一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看

T：yao….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)T:（转身训斥八戒）how many times I have told you!You are not supposed to read this kind of book!I will keep it for you until the trip is end…..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)P:But..um,why boss,why you always said we can never touch girls?I just do not understand…

T:（sigh），how many times I have to tell you ,That is because…(唐僧摆出一个酷酷的动作，一边跳舞，一边开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous)……… P:I know

T:Monkey,I am hungry.Go and get me some food….Shaseng,you go feed the horse.(声音放低)and I think it is the time for me to call my little honey pony(甜蜜的，一边掏出手机，回头看到八戒在身边)hey！pig, get out of here!give me some private space!唐僧开始给Q打电话

T:hi..how you’re doing(不解释….)Q:I am fine,but I miss you.Since you left,I can not stoping recalling the days we are together..but you do not even give me a call T:oh darling….i am sorry.these boys are so gaush,it is not convenient to phone you.But you know I love you…oh…they are back!Fuck u boys,can you give me a moment of peace…

M:who you are phoning,boss? T:er(支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda.where is my food? M:here!I found some delicious bananas!T:bananas again?!How many times I have told you!i am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重语气)！don’t you understand? The next time,you still brings me nothing but bananas, I think we can do nothing but eat your buddy pig(眼睛瞄向八戒，流口水)（T拿起手机）

T:I will call you later，honey，I miss you Q:me too,I will be on the phone,bye…

唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴…..白骨精上场

X;Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow,I get to come up with a plan.Ehn…..get it!i can pretend to be a poor man,so they will trust me.haha……change change…… 转了几圈，变成了一个男人。X1:I look great!蹒跚的走过去

X1:hello,master..i have not have food for days….can you give me some? T(瞄一眼，继续吃、看)what? i myself is starving now.out of here, you bastard!Pig,beat him,get him out of here.M正好回来 将它打死.T：er…..悟空，I told you to get him out of here,not beat him to death…..Next time don’t do this kind of thing(摇头但继续吃，看书)M: whatever, all right(懒得解释)（悟空看到美女画册，急忙凑上去看，师傅把画册上下左右移动，悟空随之移动，师傅发现了，开始说：）Ah, wukong ,you want to have a look at it,aren’t you ,If you want to just tell me, I will give it to you, if you don’t tell me how can I know that you want to have a look at it, even if you think in your heart that you want to have a look at it, if you don’t tell me, I still do not know that you want to have a look at it…….(悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃离此地)T：wukong！come back！（唐僧摇摇头,继续看书)

X:（看到画册）ah…..I got a idea!变成了一个女的 说话一定要嗲

X2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头：leave me alone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone.这时，x2开口说话）

X2:hi….Mr handsome!T:（转头）wow…hi beauty!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here,do you want some food？take some bananes。i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny X:hi Tanny…you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?!Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster！look at how I beat you….（唐僧赶忙拦住）

T:what you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact you.he will eat you T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west…..（悟空执意要打，唐僧苦劝不听）T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(摆姿势，要念咒语)M：（赶忙说）oh,no, master,not that spell.Q:(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼红太郎，别看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)T安慰x2之后，继续走，一段路之后：

X2:hahaha…..look at who I am（变回原样，唐僧大喊救命）.X2：i will eat you….Q及时赶来，从悟空那里得知了情况 Q:monster!...stop！he is my man....（转向T）you get attracted by this ugly monster,are you gay?（不可思议的）T：no, I am not！(有口莫辩)Q（面向x）：who are you? X:I am baigujing….and you？

Q:doesn’t matter.i will finish you（举起魔杖，要说阿瓦达索命，突然停住）Oh…but you look familiar….you are xiaobai? X:you are小小？ it must been hundreds of years since the last time I met you,where have you been these years.Q:why do not contact me? X:I do not know your number…..this is your man?!Q:how could it be possible(走过来，把唐僧拨拉到一旁)..i miss you，小白 X：I miss you too……（背景音乐响起，《红豆》）X：how about a cup of tea in my house? Q: that would be perfect, let us go….音乐停，场上只有唐僧，犹豫的望着天空，音乐换成《可惜不是你》 一会儿，悟空和八戒上场，安慰唐僧，重新上路《敢问路在何方》…..全剧终

篇2：4人英语短剧剧本.doc 大话西游

人物 ： 唐僧

八戒

悟空

白骨精原型女 白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨精原型男

女儿国国王

hope you guys enjoy it！

改编作者 杜宛芸 成医学子

唐: Wow…boys!This place looks beautiful.Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)唐:八戒，Give the map to me!（严肃的问）

唐：哼!（唐生气地叫）pig，Give the map……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)唐:(很吃惊)wow！八戒，very good!I hardly see you study！.What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English? 八戒依旧看书，不理睬。唐:(凑过去)let me have a look!八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看

唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)唐:（转身训斥八戒）how many times have I told you？ You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls!I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can‟t we think about girls? I just don‟t understand…

唐:（叹气）哎，how many times have I told you？,This is because…oh 悟空 dance to my song！

(开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞)八戒:ok boss，I will listen to you！（无辜地表情）

唐:悟空,I am hungry.Go and get me some food…（四处看看）.where is 沙僧？, 悟空：he is feeding the horse.boss I„ll find some food and be back soon, 唐：ok….(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这，正经地对八戒说)hey 八戒 I need to take a good rest.get out of here!give me some private space!（八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬 使坏样）：嘿嘿 its time to call my little honey king of the girl country 唐:hi..sweetie how are you doing？(不解释….)女:I am fine ,but I miss you very much，after you left, I just can not stop recalling the days when we were together.哼！you seldom give me a call。唐:oh darling….i am sorry.you know , these boys like to gossip about things like that.I can only call you when I am alone.But you know I love you from the bottom of my heart。oh damn it！…they are back!Honey I will call you the next time ok！（挂断电话 一下装的很正经）悟空: boss，who are you calling ? 唐:er(支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda.where is my food? 悟空:here!Ive found some delicious bananas!唐:banana，banana banana!How many times do I have to tell you ？ I am a monk, instead of a monkey!I need rice rice(加重语气)！don‟t you understand? Go and give some to your brothers ok

悟空：摸摸头 ok boss 低头很沮丧 拿着香蕉向八戒走去

唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴…..白骨精上场

白;Hahahaa…I know that any monster who eats

master tang will live forever.how lucky I am, now they are in my place.笑着想想 oh , i can pretend to be a poor old lady, so they will trust me.嘿嘿 I am really clever ……动感音乐响 白骨精1上场 和白骨精原形以舞蹈形式变换……双人舞完！。

白1:嘿嘿I look great!蹒跚的走过去

白1:hello, master.i have not eaten any food for days….can you spare some ? have mercy，may god bless you 唐：(瞄一眼，继续吃、看)what? Don‟t see I am starving too.get out of here, if you don‟t leave right now I will ask my money and pig to eat you 哼！白1：看看悟空和八戒 oh please don‟t do that I am leaving 蹒跚地离开 躲在一个离唐不远的地方。

悟空：走过来拿着香蕉 boss，do you need some more bananas？

（悟空看到美女画册，急忙凑上去看，师傅把画册上下左右移动，悟空随之移动，师傅发现了，开始说：）唐：, 悟空 ,you want to see it, dont you？ ,If you want to see it，you have to tell me that you want to see it, and I will give it to you ,let you see it but if you don‟t tell Me that you want to see it，how can I know that you want to see it？

。if you don‟t want to see it，you also have to tell me that you don‟t want to see it。then I wont let you see(悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃离此地)

唐：悟空！come back！哎。。（唐僧摇摇头,继续看书)白1:（远处偷看到画册）oh ….He is interested in girls 嘿嘿!变成了一个女的 音乐很慢幽 白1和白2 双人舞变换 说话一定要嗲

白2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头边吃边看书：leave me alone.白2再次碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone！这时，白2开口说话）

白2:hi….gentleman!唐:（转头）wow…hi sexy lady!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here ,do you want some food？take some bananes。i am tang seng, you can call me Tanny 白2:oh Tanny…you are so friendly ,thanks for your banana。。I just got lost，and don‟t know where to go now！can you help me？

唐:yes of course, I will try my best to help you，you don‟t worry！

八戒：朝唐僧看看：wow，what a beautiful girl！手拍拍悟空 look look 悟空:看到后 oh my god！our boss is in danger now！马上朝白2冲过去

悟空：“monster，I will kill you！“吓到白2 躲到唐的后面

唐:what are you doing？ monkey，don‟t be rude!this beautiful lady is my new friend！

悟空:boss, this is a monster，in order to get close to you。,she has changed herself into a charming girl，she will eat you！唐:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to the west…..（悟空执意要打，唐僧苦劝不听）

唐：I think，you，little monkey need to be punished 悟空：（赶忙说）oh ,no , boss, please

唐:(叹气)哎唱着 it is so late to apologise。。。!说 Money，you deserve what you will suffer(摆姿势，要念咒语)(杰克逊的beat it，，just beat it，beat it，will you listen to me ？will you listen to me ？will you listen to me？)悟空抱头大叫：“oh boss enough enough。。please stop stop I will listen to you“

八戒过来求情 ：“boss he cant stand it now看着悟空痛苦样，哦米拖佛 poor money！„

唐停止念咒 说：“ok、monkey, remember don‟t make such stupid mistakes again，you can go now „悟空抱着很痛的头摇摇晃晃的离开。

唐僧看着八戒：“八戒 you also have to leave here，your ugly pig face will make my friend scared，go go go！” 八戒不情愿地离开 白2:hahaha….，白2白原形一起双人舞变换成白原形 音乐很 恐怖

白原：idiot！.look who I am（变回原样，唐僧大喊救命）i will eat you….唐：啊！悟空 悟空 八戒

come back come back 白原：哈哈哈 shut up！no one can save you now！hahahahahha 仰天大笑唐掏偷偷出电话：“hi honey，I am in danger now，come and save me‟！be quick！„

白原看到将电话拿过扔掉 白原：‘哼，‟正要杀唐 做出姿势 女:“stop！白原转过头来 唐”oh darling you just come at the right time，thank god！“

女：er，I didn‟t tell you that I have bought a new airplane with a satellite map，so I can find you easily！cool huh？ 女:monster.i will finish you（举起魔杖，指着白原）

白原:看着很吃惊you are the king of the girl country？ it must have been hundreds of years since the last time when we were together

女：I am confused。who are you ？

白原:带上帽子变成一个男子，新白娘子传奇音乐响

白原唱者：“oh 娘子，啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！西湖美景三月天哟，春雨如酒柳如烟勒“

女：”oh 相公，十年修得共船渡，百年修得共枕眠“

白原和女合唱：若是千呀年呀有缘，白首同心在眼前。啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。。！白首同心在眼前”，女：oh my darling I miss you all the time，tears fall down everytime when I think of you。低声哭泣着。

白原：哎，边给女擦眼泪 honey，forgive me，when we were apart last time，on my way home，god caught me and I was sent to prison by him、。a few days ago I just came out secretly！

女: 哼，not all the monsters are evil，god should not have treated you like that。

白原：oh honey don‟t be sad now I am back，we can live together forever，right？

女：”great，let‟s go back to my country，this way please，my airplane is there！两人手拉手向飞机走去！留下唐僧一人。

唐自言自语；“哎，my queen left me，how can she cheat me and break my young heart？

八戒赶过来看见唐很悲伤 说“boss，what happened？ 唐：“nothing ,I just miss my mother ok！„

八戒：oh boss don‟t be sad。When you miss her，you can call her and ask her to be online！then you can see her through the Internet。I think qq is a good choice!唐：“ok 八戒，lets go、where are your brothers ？

八戒：boss they are waiting for us，we should continue our journey now。。唐”ok。。音乐西游记