第一篇：英语爱情小短剧剧本
儿童英语短剧剧本
Three Little Pigs
三只小猪
Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- Dong are brother pigs. They are very lazy. They eat and sleep all day. Long-Long is the youngest pig. She works all day. She helps her mother to do the housework. Christmas is coming, so mother pig asks the three little pigs to build their own houses.)
(旁白： 三只小猪和他们的妈妈住在一起。丁丁和东东是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是最小的，她整天帮着妈妈做家务。圣诞节快来了，妈妈叫他们自己去盖房子。) Mother pig: Sweetie, Christmas is coming. You are old enough to make your own houses. Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. Be careful of the wolf. (你们已经长大了，你们得为自己盖间房。再见，孩子们。去盖间房。小心狼。)
Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. (好的，妈妈。再见。)
Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs for dinner. Mmm. (我饿了。看，三只小猪可以做我的美餐。 ) Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? (哥哥，你们在干什么?) Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. (我在用树叶盖房子。) Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. (我在用树枝盖房子。)
Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. And sticks aren’t strong，either. (可树叶和树枝都不够牢固啊。) Brother pigs: But they are easy. What are you doing, sister? (但这样盖多容易啊。你在干什么，小猪妹?)
Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. (我在用砖头盖房子。) Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. (用砖头盖，那太难了。) Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. (我知道，可是砖头很坚固。)
Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have a nap. (噢，我们盖好了。我们打个盹吧。) Sister pig: My house is finished. My house is strong. (我的房子盖好了，我的房很坚固。) Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your Doors! (小猪，小猪，快开门!) Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. (不开，不开。快走开。)
Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves aren’t strong. (这太容易了。树枝和树叶都不牢固。) Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run to Long-Long’s house. (旁白：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东东跑到龙龙家。) Brother pigs: Help! Help! (救命! 救命!)
Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. (站住，你这两只小猪。) Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf is coming. Let me in. (妹妹，快开门。狼来了， 让我们进去。)
Long-Long: Come in, please. Don’t worry. My house is strong. (快进来。别担心，我的房子很坚固。)
Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open the door! (他们跑哪儿了?噢，他们在这儿。小猪，快把门打开。 )
Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. (不开，不开。快走开。你这只恶狼。) Wolf: I’ll blow it down. (我要吹倒它。)
Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He blows and blows. But the house is very strong.
(旁白：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。可是房子非常坚固。)
Wolf: I’ll hit it. Oh. (我要撞倒它。噢!)
Long-Long: Let’s boil the water. (我们把水烧开。) Brother pigs: OK. (好的。)
Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot. It’s hot. (噢!噢!好烫，好烫。) Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is gone. The wolf is gone. (好啊!狼跑了，狼跑了。)
Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- Dong work hard with Long-Long. They work and play together. (旁白：从那以后，丁丁、东东 和龙龙一起努力工作。他们一起工作，一起玩)
第二篇：英文短剧剧本-乐于助人的小鸭子
乐于助人的小鸭子
时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨
地点：鸟语花香的动物王国
人物：Little Duck，Miss Cat， Miss Rabbit，Mr Dog
旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高兴极了。在小河边，他碰到了Miss Cat。
Duck：(很好奇)Hello，Miss Cat.What are you doing?
Cat：(急得抓耳挠腮)Hello，Little Duck.There’s a big fish in the river.I’m hungry，but I cant get it.
Duck：Don’t worry.Let me help you.
旁白：Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Miss Cat抓到了鱼。
Duck：Here is the fish for you，Miss Cat.Have a good meal.
Cat：Thank you，Little Duck.You are so kind.
Duck：That’s all right，Miss Cat.I must go now.I’m going to my grandmother’s home.Bye-bye!
Cat：Bye-bye!
旁白： Little Duck继续赶路。忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。
Rabbit：(躺在草地上)Oh，Little Duck.I run too fast and my leg is broken.I cant stand up and I cant walk.
Duck：Don’t worry.Let me help you.
旁白： Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Miss Rabbit包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。
Duck：Don’t worry，Miss Rabbit.You’ll get better soon.
Rabbit：Yes，I will.Thank you，Little Duck.It’s so kind of you.
Duck：Not at all，Miss Rabbit.But I must go now.I’m going to my grandmothers home.Good-bye!
Rabbit：Good-bye!
旁白： Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，走着走着，他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口，看上去非常着急。
Duck：Good morning，Mr Dog.You look worried.What can I do for you?
Dog：Oh，good morning，Little Duck.I got a letter from my friend，Mr Cock.But I can’t read and I don’t know what he wants me to do.
Duck：Don’t worry，Mr Dog.Let me help you.
旁白： Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck，Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听。 Dog：(满意地笑)Thank you，Little Duck.Its really very kind of you.
Duck：You’re welcome，Mr Dog.(抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳)But I must go now.I’m going to see my grandmother.
Dog：(摸摸Little Duck的头)Don’t worry，Little Duck.Let me send you to your grandmothers home.
Duck：Thank you，Mr Dog.
旁白：Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去…… Three Little Pigs 三只小猪
Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈
their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东
Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他
Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是
Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈
works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。
to do the housework.
Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得
your own houses. 为自己盖间房。
Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。
Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。
Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。
Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可
for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。
Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么?
Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。
Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。
Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不
And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固。
Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。
What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么?
Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。
Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。
Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。
……
Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。我们打 a nap. 个盹吧。
Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房
is strong. 很坚固。
Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小猪，小猪，快开门!
Doors!
Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。
Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶
aren’t strong. 都不牢固。
Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东
Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家。
to Long-Long’s house.
Brother pigs: Help! Help! 猪哥哥：救命! 救命! Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你这两只小猪。
Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹，快开门。狼来了，
is coming. Let me in. 让我们进去。
Long-Long: Come in, please. Don’t worry. 龙龙：快进来。别担心，我的
My house is strong. 房子很坚固。
Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了?噢，他们
Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在这儿。小猪，快把门打
the door! 开。
Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只小猪：不开，不开。快走开。
你这只恶狼。
Wolf: I’ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。
Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。
blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固。
is very strong.
Wolf: I’ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢!
Long-Long: Let’s boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开。
Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好的。
Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot. It’s hot. 狼：噢!噢!好烫，好烫。
Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小猪：好啊!狼死了，狼死了。
wolf is dead
Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以后，丁丁、东东
Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龙龙一起努力工作。 They work and play together. 他们一起工作，一起玩
第三篇：英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记
搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇
人物 ： 唐僧
八戒
悟空
白骨精原型女 白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨精原型男
女儿国国王
hope you guys enjoy it!
改编作者 杜宛芸 成医学子
唐: Wow…boys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问) 唐:八戒， Give the map to me!(严肃的问)
唐：哼 !(唐生气地叫)pig ，Give the map……..(转过身看到八戒在看书) 唐:(很吃惊) wow!八戒，very good ! I hardly see you study! . What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English? 八戒依旧看书，不理睬。 唐:(凑过去)let me have a look ! 八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看
唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来) 唐:(转身训斥八戒)how many times have I told you? You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里) 八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can‟t we think about girls? I just don‟t understand…
唐:(叹气)哎，how many times have I told you?
,This is because…oh 悟空 dance to my song !
(开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞) 八戒:ok boss， I will listen to you!(无辜地表情)
唐:悟空,I am hungry.Go and get me some food…(四处看看).where is 沙僧?, 悟空：he is feeding the horse . boss I„ll find some food and be back soon, 唐：ok….(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这，正经地对八戒说) hey 八戒 I need to take a good rest . get out of here !give me some private space! (八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬 使坏样)：嘿嘿 its time to call my little honey king of the girl country 唐:hi..sweetie how are you doing?(不解释….) 女:I am fine ,but I miss you very much ，after you left, I just can not stop recalling the days when we were together. 哼! you seldom give me a call。 唐:oh darling….i am sorry. you know , these boys like to gossip about things like that. I can only call you when I am alone. But you know I love you from the bottom of my heart 。oh damn it !…they are back! Honey I will call you the next time ok !(挂断电话 一下装的很正经) 悟空: boss ， who are you calling ? 唐:er (支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda. where is my food? 悟空:here! Ive found some delicious bananas! 唐:banana，banana banana ! How many times do I have to tell you ? I am a monk, instead of a monkey! I need rice rice(加重语气)!don‟t you understand? Go and give some to your brothers ok
悟空：摸摸头 ok boss 低头很沮丧 拿着香蕉向八戒走去
唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴….. 白骨精上场
白;Hahahaa…I know that any monster who eats
master tang will live forever. how lucky I am, now they are in my place.笑着想想 oh , i can pretend to be a poor old lady, so they will trust me. 嘿嘿 I am really clever ……动感音乐响 白骨精1上场 和白骨精原形以舞蹈形式变换……双人舞完 ! 。
白1:嘿嘿I look great! 蹒跚的走过去
白1:hello, master.i have not eaten any food for days….can you spare some ? have mercy，
may god bless you 唐：(瞄一眼，继续吃、看)what? Don‟t see I am starving too .get out of here, if you don‟t leave right now I will ask my money and pig to eat you 哼! 白1：看看悟空和八戒 oh please don‟t do that I am leaving 蹒跚地离开 躲在一个离唐不远的地方。
悟空：走过来拿着香蕉 boss ，do you need some more bananas?
(悟空看到美女画册，急忙凑上去看，师傅把画册上下左右移动，悟空随之移动，师傅发现了，开始说：) 唐：, 悟空 ,you want to see it, dont you? ,If you want to see it，
you have to tell me that you want to see it, and I will give it to you ,let you see it but if you don‟t tell Me that you want to see it ， how can I know that you want to see it?
。if you don‟t want to see it ，you also have to tell me that you don‟t want to see it 。then I wont let you see (悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃离此地)
唐：悟空!come back! 哎。。。(唐僧摇摇头,继续看书) 白1:(远处偷看到画册)oh …. He is interested in girls 嘿嘿 ! 变成了一个女的 音乐很慢幽 白1和白2 双人舞变换 说话一定要嗲
白2:(曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头边吃边看书：leave me alone. 白2再次碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone!这时，白2开口说话)
白2:hi…. gentleman! 唐:(转头)wow…hi sexy lady!(扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿)come here ,do you want some food?take some bananes。 i am tang seng, you can call me Tanny 白2:oh Tanny…you are so friendly ,thanks for your banana。。。I just got lost ，and don‟t know where to go now!can you help me?
唐:yes of course, I will try my best to help you， you don‟t worry!
八戒：朝唐僧看看：wow ，what a beautiful girl !手拍拍悟空 look look 悟空:看到后 oh my god !our boss is in danger now! 马上朝白2冲过去
悟空：“monster，I will kill you!“吓到白2 躲到唐的后面
唐:what are you doing? monkey， don‟t be rude! this beautiful lady is my new friend!
悟空:boss, this is a monster， in order to get close to you。,she has changed herself into a charming girl ，she will eat you ! 唐:bullshit! you must be fed up with this trip to the west….. (悟空执意要打，唐僧苦劝不听)
唐：I think ， you， little monkey need to be punished 悟空：(赶忙说)oh ,no , boss, please
唐:(叹气)哎唱着 it is so late to apologise。。。。。! 说 Money ， you deserve what you will suffer(摆姿势，要念咒语) ( 杰克逊的beat it ，，，，just beat it， beat it ，will you listen to me ?will you listen to me ?will you listen to me? ) 悟空抱头大叫：“oh boss enough enough。。。please stop stop I will listen to you“
八戒过来求情 ：“boss he cant stand it now看着悟空痛苦样，哦米拖佛 poor money!„
唐停止念咒 说：“ok、monkey, remember don‟t make such stupid mistakes again，you can go now „悟空抱着很痛的头摇摇晃晃的离开。
唐僧看着八戒：“八戒 you also have to leave here ，your ugly pig face will make my friend scared，go go go !” 八戒不情愿地离开 白2:hahaha….，白2白原形一起双人舞变换成白原形 音乐很 恐怖
白原：idiot! .look who I am (变回原样，唐僧大喊救命)i will eat you….
唐：啊 ! 悟空 悟空 八戒
come back come back 白原：哈哈哈 shut up ! no one can save you now!hahahahahha 仰天大笑唐掏偷偷出电话：“hi honey，I am in danger now，come and save me‟ !be quick!„
白原看到将电话拿过扔掉 白原：‘哼，‟正要杀唐 做出姿势 女:“stop !白原转过头来 唐”oh darling you just come at the right time ， thank god!“
女：er ，I didn‟t tell you that I have bought a new airplane with a satellite map， so I can find you easily !cool huh? 女:monster.i will finish you(举起魔杖，指着白原)
白原:看着很吃惊you are the king of the girl country? it must have been hundreds of years since the last time when we were together
女：I am confused 。who are you ?
白原:带上帽子变成一个男子 ，新白娘子传奇音乐响
白原唱者：“oh 娘子 ，啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 !西湖美景三月天哟，春雨如酒柳如烟勒“
女：”oh 相公，十年修得共船渡，百年修得共枕眠“
白原和女合唱：若是千呀年呀有缘，白首同心在眼前。啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。。。!白首同心在眼前”，
女：oh my darling I miss you all the time ，tears fall down everytime when I think of you 。低声哭泣着。。
白原：哎，边给女擦眼泪 honey，
forgive me ，when we were apart last time ，on my way home ，god caught me and I was sent to prison by him、
。a few days ago I just came out secretly!
女: 哼，not all the monsters are evil，god should not have treated you like that。
白原：oh honey don‟t be sad now I am back ，we can live together forever ，right?
女：”great ， let‟s go back to my country ，this way please ， my airplane is there ! 两人手拉手向飞机走去!留下唐僧一人。。
唐自言自语;“哎 ，my queen left me ， how can she cheat me and break my young heart?
八戒赶过来看见唐很悲伤 说“boss， what happened? 唐：“nothing ,I just miss my mother ok !„
八戒：oh boss don‟t be sad。When you miss her， you can call her and ask her to be online !then you can see her through the Internet。I think qq is a good choice ! 唐：“ok 八戒，lets go、where are your brothers ?
八戒：boss they are waiting for us， we should continue our journey now 。。。 唐”ok。。。音乐西游记
敢问路在何方 路在脚下、、、
第四篇：护理短剧剧本
护士对患者说：现在感觉怎样啊?
N to P：What’s your feeling 我经常感到恶心，想吐
患者对护士说：我经常感到心绞痛，而且每次疼痛后都会发热。最近肠胃也不好，老是觉得恶心，想吐。
P to N：I can feel the angina pectoris frequently and after each time I’ll get a fever. Recently the stomach was not good, I often fell nausea. 医生对病人说：您所患的是心肌梗塞，是指心肌的缺血性坏死，在临床上常有持久的胸骨后剧烈疼痛、发热、白细胞计数增高、血清心肌酶升高以及心电图反映心肌急性损伤、缺血和坏死的一系列特征性演变，并可出现心律失常、休克或心力衰竭，属冠心病的严重类型。心肌梗塞的原因，多数是冠状动脉粥样硬化斑块或在此基础上血栓形成，造成血管管腔堵塞所致。以下就让你的责任护士给你介绍一下您日常所需注意的。
D to P: What you suffer from is myocardial infarction, refer to the ischemic necrosis of the cardiac muscle, often there is violent pain behind breastbone on clinic, generate heat, the leukocyte is counted and increased, the myocardium enzyme of serum rises and the electrocardiogram reflect cardiac muscle acute damaging, a series of characteristic development of the ischemic and necrosis, and can present arrhythmia, shock or in heart failure, belong to the serious type of coronary heart disease. The reason of myocardial infarction, the majority is porridge a kind of plaque or thrombosis on this basis of coronary artery, cause blood vessel in charge of stop up. Let responsibility nurse of you give you introduce your daily need was noticed just as follows. 护士对病人：得了心肌梗死，关键是要休息，不然对你的预后影响很大。除了要好好休息之外，你要试着戒烟，吸烟将促使冠心病猝死的危险性增高50%. N to P: Because of the myocardial infarction, you must sufficient rest otherwise your prognosis will be affected. Besides, you should try to give up smoking, smoking can increase the rate of sudden death in coronary heart disease(CHD) by fifty percent.
病人对护士：让我戒烟喊蛮难的，那除了戒烟，我以后生活中还需要注意点什么呢? P to N: It’s quite hard for me to quit smoking. What else should I pay attention to besides giving up smoking? 对病人：除了要注意以上的几点，你还要参加适当的体力活动与体力锻炼。最后，保持良好的心理状态。
N to P: In addition, moderate exercise is necessary. And finally, you have to maintain your stress and take your medicine on time.
家属对护士：那我们作家属的要做些什么呢?
F to N: As his family, what should we do then? 护士对病人家属：长期高脂肪、高热量的饮食也是导致冠心病早发的危险因素。
你们作为他的家属也要注意替他安排合理的膳食，保持“低脂、低盐、低糖、低热量、高纤维素的饮食。
N to F: Fat and high calorie foods, which you usually eat, also increase the risk of early CHD. As his family, first, you muse arrange a proper diet: low fat, low salt, low sugar and low calorie intake, and eat more fruits and vegetables. Second, you should pay attention to the patient’s health condition at any moment.
第五篇：科普短剧剧本
科普剧剧本《丰盛的晚餐》
时间 周五傍晚 地点 家中
人物 小胖 妈妈 芹菜 土豆 茄子 猪肉 剧情
(小胖拿着篮球满头大汗地回到家中，妈妈正在厨房准备晚饭。) 小胖：(进了家门，走向卧室。)累死我了，妈，今天晚上吃什么?我都快饿死了。 妈妈：(正忙着准备饭菜。)今天的菜可丰盛了，有芹菜，土豆，茄子。你累了就休息一下吧，一会儿饭菜好了我叫你。
小胖：(放下篮球，一下子躺在了床上。)妈，有猪肉吗? 妈妈：有。
小胖：(小胖一听，从床上跳起来，直奔厨房。)太好了，今天又有肉吃了。(看到菜里的几片猪肉，小胖撅起嘴。)就这几片猪肉都不够我塞牙缝的，还说是丰盛的晚餐，简直是垃圾饭。
(小胖说完气呼呼地回到自己的卧室，关上门，躺在床上开始睡觉。妈妈来到小胖卧室门口敲了敲门。) 妈妈：小胖，出了一身臭汗，快去洗个澡吧。一会儿爸爸回来我再让他去给你买猪肉。 小胖：(在床上翻了个身，不耐烦地)知道了。 妈妈：(摇了摇头)唉，这孩子。都胖成这样了，还要肉吃。 (妈妈说完走向厨房。) 小胖：(从床上坐起来自言自语)今天打了一个小时的篮球，累的我腿肚子都抽筋了。(犹豫了一下)算了，不洗澡了，先睡一觉再说。
(小胖躺在床上一会儿就进入了梦乡。这时，有人在敲门。小胖开了门，猪肉、芹菜、土豆和茄子拥了进来。) 小胖：(上去抓住猪肉，高兴地)猪肉!这下我有猪肉吃了。 (小胖说着就要吃。) 猪肉：(用手推着小胖)哎，哎，别着急。我知道你喜欢我，可也得等我被煮熟了再吃吧。吃了生猪肉要生病的。
土豆：小胖，你还吃猪肉啊，看看你这不正常的块头，就知道是个猪肉的受害者。 小胖：哼，是不是因为我不喜欢你，你嫉妒猪肉啊。
猪肉：对，他就是嫉妒我。我的体内有丰富的维他命B1，吃了我可以补充体内不足的维他命B1，使身体有力气。你这么强壮，可是我的功劳啊。
(小胖弯起胳膊做了个强壮的姿势，点了点头。)
芹菜：猪肉，你真是狡猾。你忘了自己的致命弱点了吗?吃你越多，就越想吃东西。小胖本来没有这么胖的，就是因为经常吃你才变成了今天这个样子。小胖，你可不能再吃他了。 小胖：不吃他，吃什么?你看你，都瘦成什么样子了，一看就是营养不良。
茄子：小胖，你可不要小看她。她的体内营养可丰富了。蛋白质、脂肪、碳水化合物、纤维素、维生素、矿物质等宝贝样样俱全。
土豆：还有钙、磷、铁，芹菜妹妹体内的含量比我们其他蔬菜兄弟要多的多。
茄子：你们不知道吧。芹菜妹妹可是个多面手，连医生都佩服她的功能呢。谁要是得了高血压或者是高血压引起的疾病，我们的芹菜妹妹都能解决。
芹菜：吃了我，老年人不会血管硬化，小朋友们不得佝偻病。特别是正在长身体的小朋友，我可以给你们提供丰富的铁和钙，让你们食欲大增，消化通畅，身体强壮。 小胖：(对芹菜)你真的有这么多功能吗? 芹菜：当然了。
土豆：我们还会骗你吗?你看我，虽然其貌不扬，可一样有热心肠。淀粉、蛋白质、脂肪、粗纤维、钙、磷、铁、钾等矿物质样样不少，而且维生素C、维生素A及B族类维生素也很丰富。为此，人们还给了我一个昵称呢。 小胖：什么昵称?
土豆：“地下人参”啊。
芹菜：对，他不但营养多，而且含热量低于谷类粮食，吃了他还能减肥呢。小胖，要是你以后多吃土豆就能减肥了。 小胖：(疑惑地对土豆)真能减肥吗?
土豆：(拍着胸脯)没问题，一定能让你变的身材苗条。
小胖：(高兴地)太好了。以后我一定要多吃你。等我变瘦了，看班上哪个同学再喊我“肥猪”。 芹菜：(笑着)土豆大哥可是我们蔬菜类的老大哥，我还听说有人叫他“植物之王”“第二面包”呢。他体内的蛋白质和维生素C，是苹果的10倍，维生素B
1、B
2、铁和磷含量也比苹果高得多。土豆大哥很辛苦，猪肉引起的许多疾病我们土豆大哥都要去解决。 茄子：土豆大哥的工作我也参加了。小胖，你不想了解一下我吗? 小胖：你?你的功能比他们多吗?
芹菜：小胖，你可不要小瞧了茄子大哥，他也是个多面手。蛋白质、脂肪、糖、铁、钙以及维生素A、维生素B、维生素C等，他的身上一样都不少。 茄子：猪肉引起的高血压和动脉硬化我都可以防治。(转向猪肉)猪肉，你的脂肪与胆固醇含量太高了，人们吃多了一点好处都没有。
猪肉：这能怪我吗?很多小朋友的爸爸妈妈天天给他们吃我，我想躲都躲不了。我也知道自己的毛病，可是，我有什么办法?(转向小胖)小胖，对不起，都是我害得你成了这样，以后我还是离你远点吧。
(猪肉说完走出了卧室。小胖去追，一下子撞在了门上，疼的哎呦一声醒了过来，原来是做了一场梦。他不由地摸了摸自己的额头。这时妈妈端着菜放到了餐桌上，又来到了小胖的卧室门前。) 妈妈：(敲了敲门)小胖，吃饭了。
(小胖从床上起来，到了餐厅，看到了妈妈做的土豆、茄子还有芹菜，坐下来又想起刚才梦里的情景。) 妈妈：(从厨房端出了一盘肉)小胖，刚才爸爸给你捎回来一块回锅肉，可好吃了，快点吃吧。 小胖：(摇了摇头)妈妈，以后我要吃很多菜，不要给我买肉吃了。 (说完，小胖拿起筷子吃起了菜。) 妈妈：(一愣，脸上又露出了笑容。)我家的小胖长大了。菜好吃吗? 小胖：(嘴里满满的)好吃。 妈妈：(故作严肃)小胖，这可是垃圾饭啊。
小胖：(咽下嘴里的菜)妈妈，我知道错了。您做了这么多菜都是为了我。如果早听妈妈的话，我就不会像今天这么胖了。今天的晚餐真的很丰盛，我一定要大吃一顿。(说着夹起一块土豆)我要把你都吃下去。(说完一下塞进了嘴里，) 妈妈：(故做生气的样子。)小胖，出了一身臭汗不洗澡，难道饭前也不洗手吗? 小胖：(朝妈妈笑了笑，转身去洗手。)妈妈，芹菜和茄子留给我，回锅肉你留着和爸爸吃吧。