关于父亲节段子范文

2022-06-11

第一篇：关于父亲节段子范文

关于幽默笑话段子

一个消化不良的病人向医生抱怨：我近来很不正常，吃什么拉什么，吃黄瓜拉黄瓜，吃西瓜拉西瓜，怎样才能恢复正常呢?医生沉默片刻，那你只能吃屎了。

一位张先生离开了公司人事部，有一天去酒吧，调酒师说：张先生，听说您最近不干人事啦?!张先生听了大慌，调酒师忙改口，听说您不在人事啦?!

夜空一颗流星划过，我连忙许了心愿，希望你能变漂亮些，谁知刚许完心愿，流星“嗖”地返回来，对我说：大哥!诚心为难我是不是?!

阿袁在外地学习。一天，他发现生活费已提前用完，便忙给家里拍电报求援。电报上只有四个字：弹尽粮绝。没几天，阿袁收到家里的回电：顶住!

你知道我们的友谊对我充满了丰富的含义，你哭的时候我也哭，你笑的时候我也笑，当你从高楼跳出去，我也会毫不犹豫地探出头去：“哇塞!不死才怪!”

听说你的手机没有短信功能，所以发这条短信试验。如你收到，证实有短信功能并是我发的短信，请给我回复：我有了，是你的!

某人去东北出差在街上丢了一块钱，民警说：“我们一定帮您找到”一月后那人再去，他丢钱的大街因修路都被挖了开来，他不禁叹“东北的mop.com就是实在”

如果有人欺负你，告诉我!我把他的脸打成彩屏的，脑袋打成震动的，耳朵打成和弦的，鼻子打成直板的，门牙打成翻盖的，总之把他捣鼓成二手的!

猪圈每次喂食都放音乐，一只怀孕的母猪总是躲在僻静处自我陶醉，主人来赶它。母猪道“别吵，偶正在胎教”

健康提示：吃饱饭后,一戒吸烟,二戒洗澡,三戒生气,四戒松裤带,五戒刷牙,六戒上厕所,七戒喝酒,八戒你知道了吗? 我有一个请求：请我吃饭，希望你能满足我。否则我将把你的手机号写在墙上，前边再加上两个字：办证。

沙僧参加数学考试，监考老师盯着他脖子上的珠珠看了半天，冷笑道：嘿嘿!把算盘伪装成这样了，休想作弊，快摘下来!

小时候，咱俩两小无猜，我唱歌你伴舞，我能唱二百首歌，你就能跳二百支舞，所以人们亲切的叫我二百歌，叫你二百舞!

一对夫妻来到一口许愿井旁，丈夫弯腰，许个愿还往井里扔个硬币。妻也想许愿但她弯腰时不小心翻入井里。丈夫惊呆了，然后又笑着对自己说，真灵啊!

上帝送我一个宝盆，想啥它就变啥。我不小心想了你一次，它就变出一个你，我止不住想，它就不住变，最后满屋都是你。我就愁呀：这么多小猪叫我咋喂呀。

在我小侄子四五岁时，他在家里地板拾到一元钱，他很高兴地拿起来一看是“一九九二年”的钱，他不高兴地把钱丢了：“这钱过期了”

你善良像猫儿,你忠实像狗儿,你可爱像鸟儿,你识途像马儿,你出色像蝶儿,你勤劳像蜂儿,你什么都相像,也难怪大家都叫你--禽兽。

我一直都守在你身边，也一再为你担心，今天你吃得饱吗?睡得好吗?深夜会冷吗?我向来都知道你就是不会照顾自己，每当我一走开，你就从猪栏跳出去。

我昨晚梦到你了：我们漫步在小河边，相互依偎着。你抬头凝视着我的眼睛，深情地吐出三个字--汪汪汪

今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了，真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?

知道我们为何有缘吗?早在一千年前我们就认识了，是个秋天，你随我在风里跑，在我身上留下了牙印，这事成了千古佳话。那时，我叫吕洞宾。

厂长在和外商谈判时，外商鼻子发痒，打了个喷嚏，恰巧身边的翻译也鼻子痒，跟着也打了个，厂长不高兴地说：这不用翻译，我听的懂!

胡萝卜见客户，恭敬地递上名片，客户看名片问：你怎么叫高丽参啦?胡萝卜小腰一挺，“人家哈韩了嘛!”

一个男生紧追不舍，女孩对男生又不感冒，由于男生死缠烂打，女生大声对男生说：你到底喜欢我什么啊!我改还不行么?!

主持人报幕：下面由张明带来一首《水牛》，到幕后又急跑出来：对不起，张明献给大家的是《水车》，结果音乐响起，是郑智化的《水手》

对不起，那么晚了还发短信给你，如果有吵到你的话，在此跟你说声--活该!谁叫你要比我早睡了，呵呵

如果长得好看是一种错，我已经铸成大错，如果可爱是一种罪，我已经犯了滔天大罪，做人真难!…你就好啦~没错又没罪…真羡慕你

公交车上一人踩了另一人的脚，挨踩的骂：你瞎了?!踩人的回口：没瞎啊，我不是正好踩中了么

亲友团在快餐店相亲，小伙子谦恭得体，未来岳父为了检验他是否抽烟，递过去一根薯条：来一根吧?小伙子咽了下口水说：谢谢，不会。

有一个腼腆的男孩向一女孩问到：你喜欢什么样的男孩?女孩说：投缘的，男孩哭丧着脸问到：头扁的不行吗?

妻子问：我带的这个假发好不好看?丈夫说：它提醒了我一件忘了很久的事情。妻子说：是年轻时候的我吧?丈夫说：我想起家里的拖把还没有买! 有个人第一次在集市上卖冰棍，不好意思叫卖，旁边有一个人正高声喊：卖冰棍!，他只好喊道：我也是。

“这孩子长得跟我一模一样!”大哥得意地对朋友说，“不要难过。”朋友安慰，“小孩丑一点没关系，只要健康活泼就好了。”

深夜，孩子哭了起来，妈妈有病不能哄，父亲抱起来准备唱一段催眠曲，刚开了个头，妻子求饶到：还是让孩子哭吧

有人在黄山的石壁上写道：我和太太来此一游，很愉快，特留字为念。几天以后，旁边多了另一行字：我到此一游，没带太太，更愉快，特留字为念。

蚊子在你胳膊上大喝一通，你被叮醒，在你抡起来要打蚊子的一刹那，蚊子对你说：我身体里可流着你的血!

餐厅中，女：你到底打算跟我结婚吗?男的沉默。女：别以为没人要我，搞火了我马上就在这找个人嫁了!侍应生走过来：小姐，你把本店的客人都吓跑了。那天在街上看到你了，你和一个人在一起，我一眼就看出他不是好人，他在你后面不停的拍打你的屁股。我很气愤，对他说：前面赶驴的，住手!

送你十二生肖祝你：联盟如鼠，强壮如牛，胆大如虎，可爱如兔，自信如龙，魅力如蛇，浪漫如马，温顺如羊，顽皮如猴，美丽如鸡，忠诚如狗，长的像猪!

一位妇产科医生自己开业了，第一天回家后妻子问他：今天成绩如何?医生答到：不算太坏，虽然产妇和婴儿都没保住，但总算把婴儿的父亲救活了

想你，有一种温馨的感觉。见你，是一种痛苦的期待。爱你，是我一生的追求。梦你，是我永久的情怀。其实揍你，才是我心中快乐之所在!

在友谊的路上，有时你看不到我，不是我把你遗忘，更不是让你一人走，是我选择走在你后面，当你跌倒时，我就赶紧跑上去，嘿嘿，我踩!我踩!我踩踩踩!

听说你家老鼠搬家了，苍蝇熏进医院了，刚才在超市看见你家蟑螂来买清新剂，臭虫也来买香水了，哥们儿，你就洗洗脚吧!

有一个好消息和一个坏消息告诉你。好消息就是—你的耐力赢得我的尊重;坏消息就是—我会加倍努力地修理你!

仅仅是一阵风也罢了，偏偏是这样永恒;仅仅是一场梦也罢了，偏偏是如此真实;你低头不语，我却难以平静，我终于禁不住要对你说：你放屁先说一声啊!

我每天晚上为了想你都会积攒一颗流星，终于汇成了这场流星雨!我心里想着，小样儿，我就不信砸不死你!

某男在操场上看到一个漂亮女生，便想搭讪，于是从地上捡起一个东西走过去说：同学，请问这快板砖是你掉的吗?

你在一片荷叶上轻轻地舞着，你那优雅的身姿迷倒了所有看到你的人，其中有位诗人惊呼：天哪!猪立叶!另一位诗人摇头道：不，是骡觅藕!

一头驴子能驮100斤，二头驴子能驮200斤，而你只带了三头驴子就带回来400斤粮食，为什么?

明早你会看见一只蚊子躺在你枕边，旁边有一遗嘱：昨晚努力了一夜也没能刺破你的脸，你的脸皮厚得让我无脸活在这个世上，所以请不要怀疑是谋杀，我是自杀!

女：为何从前你对我百依百顺，可是刚刚结婚三天，你就和我吵了两次架?男：恩，一般来说，我的忍耐是有限度的。

你比镜子还能反映我的缺点;你比庄子还更博学多才; 你比孙子还有谋略;所以,我们都亲切的叫你“镜庄孙子”

有一块蛋糕跌倒了，它气馁，情绪低落。有什么人能鼓励它站起来? 答案就是：你! 因为，有一样东西叫：猪鼓励蛋糕! 狮子和狗熊各自种了一颗树，并在上面拉了便便。结果，狮子种的树长的非常茂盛，而狗熊的树又矮又小。狗熊感慨的说：狮屎胜于熊便呀!

听说过年你要到我们家做客，我弟弟会代我去接你，为便于确认身份，请你左手拿两条上等烟，右手提两瓶茅台酒。

金钱是一种有用的东西，但是只有在你觉得知足的时候，它才会带给你快乐。所以你应该把多余的钱交给我，这样我们两个都会感到快乐了!

新年之夜，我梦见了你。给您拜年了：新年好!一个喷嚏从梦中惊醒，我知道是你想我了，所以马上打电话对你说红包拿来!

在茫茫人海中，当你收到这封真挚的祝福，请你用尽全身力气把头往墙上撞，看见没有，你眼前无数的星星，就是我的祝福。

第二篇：关于发动青年学生参与“幸福广东_青春第一棒”红段子征文大赛的通知

关于发动青年学生参与“幸福广东•青春第一棒”红段子征文大赛的通知

各地市团委、高等学校团委、中等学校团委：

为充分利用手机短信、微博等新媒体的传播优势，深入贯彻党的十七届五中全会、省委十届八次全会和共青团十六届四中全会精神，落实汪洋书记要求青年学生在广东再出发的征程中“干出第一棒”的重要指示，配合“幸福广东·青春先锋”广东大中学生主题社会实践活动的开展，团省委、省学联决定联合开展“幸福广东·青春第一棒”红段子征文大赛。

各地市团委、高等学校团委和中等学校团委要将其作为贯彻学习省委十届八次全会、团省委十二届四次全会和省学联第十次代表大会精神的重要载体，广泛宣传征文比赛的重要意义、发动大中学生积极参与征文活动。

附：关于开展红段子第一棒征文比赛的通知

省学联秘书处 2011年3月3日

关于开展“幸福广东·青春第一棒”

红段子征文大赛的通知

一、主办单位共青团广东省委员会广东省学生联合会

二、协办单位南方报业传媒集团中国移动广东公司

三、比赛时间

2011年3月2日至4月1日

四、参赛要求

1.比赛分为短信类和征文类两个类别，短信类参赛作品限25—220字，征文类作品限800-1500字。 2.参赛者围绕以下主题创作作品

①参与“幸福广东·青春先锋”广东大中专学生主题社会实践活动的心得体会及工作成果; ②对建设幸福广东的期望;

③在建设幸福广东中广东青年学生怎样“干出第一棒”。 3.文章体裁不限，题目自拟。

4.作品必须保证原创，杜绝抄袭。入选作品，作者获得奖励并保留名誉权，作品修改权、使用权等其他权利归组织方。 5.同一作品只能参与短信类或征文一类比赛，不得一稿多投，主办方有权对所有参赛作品进行初筛，违法、违规、不健康的作品将会被剔除。

五、参赛方法

1.短信参与方式(征集内容限25—220字) 红段子会员：

①编辑短信ZW发送到大赛端口1065820206，获得大赛主菜单流程，根据提示操作;

②可直接编辑作品内容(限25—220字)，发送到10658202061，即可上传作品;

非红段子会员：编辑短信HD发送到大赛端口1065820206，免费成为红段子会员(仅限中国移动用户)，即可获得大赛主菜单流程，根据提示操作。

注：短信参与方式仅可参与短信类比赛。 2.网站参与方式

①参赛者访问红段子官网()，登录后在“我的空间”点击发布作品，点击“发布短信”或“发布小说”，选择作品分类“幸福广东”，按照页面提示进行上传作品;(注：通过红段子官网可同时参加短信类和征文类比赛)

②参赛者登录奥一网相关专题(具体网址[F1] )，在输入框填写个人信息和提交作品。(注：通过奥一官网只可参加征文类比赛)

六、评奖及奖项设置主办方将组织评委对作品进行评审，评出以下奖项： 1.短信类：

一等奖3名，每名颁发证书和奖励奖金2000元; 二等奖7名，每名颁发证书和奖金800元; 三等奖20名，每名颁发证书和奖金300元; 优秀奖50名，每名颁发证书。 2.征文类：

一等奖3名，每名颁发证书和奖励奖金2000元; 二等奖7名，每名颁发证书和奖金800元; 三等奖20名，每名颁发证书和奖金300元; 优秀奖50名，每名颁发证书。

七、颁奖及出版

1.活动获奖信息将由活动主办方在网站上公布。 2.主办方将对获奖作品结集出版，出版时不再支付稿费。

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·男人提出上床时:女人都怎么说?

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·亲亲小嘴后，不就应该摸摸小胸么 ·幽默职场顺口溜

·你喂我的就算是毒药我也吃

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·人生七十才开始 ·看告示惹祸

·恋爱高手恋爱物语短信

·幽默搞笑大杂烩：新世纪女性标准 ·我的头像牛逼吗? ·学外语

·医学院学生

·搞笑网文谈十年后给老师打电话 ·美女诱惑的结果

·最新恶搞整人短信 ·比一比床上技术 ·中间的路

·儿童游戏 ·不可同论

·2011最新短信耍人搞笑精选! ·问候祝福无止尽，祝你永远幸福! ·友情祝福短信大全2011 ·手机爱情短信，爱情手机的短信

·这些XXOO笑话不会是很冷 ·赠物

·一女领导酒喝多了

·小狗，把骨头给我叼回来 ·一个无声屁的影响

·男人的小康生活:白天有酒喝,晚上

·冷笑话脑筋急转弯

·我的有这么长，你有多长? ·2012龙年祝福短信，祝你新春快乐

·极品短信笑话，极品短笑话 ·天才儿童 ·青春期的尴尬事

·风流的妻子

·女人一生最想要的六种男人 ·每天温柔多一点

·保姆的眼睛 ·打猎归来

·给老公/老婆的七夕情人节手机短

·让人发冷的小笑话6则 ·2008三八妇女节发幽默短信 ·和女朋友交往半年多，昨晚决定去

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第四篇：关于父亲节英语作文

【父亲节英语作文一】100字

There are so many people talking about how much their mother love them, whereas seldom people realize how much love their father give them.

In fact, father’s love is as strong as mother’s, but normally, fathers are not very good of expressing their feelings. Father’s love is deep and silent, that’s why most people think their father love them less.

If you carefully go through your childhood memory, you will notice your father is always there when you need them, though they never said it out loud how much they love you, father’s like a shelter

when the storm coming, father’s like a door when there is danger outside, father is someone no matter how you treat him, he will choose to bear all the pressure and let you free. So please cheer for the love of father!

【父亲节英语作文二】100字

Dear Dad,

Today is father’s day, for so many years I’ve been seekig a way to express my heartfelt thanks for all you have done for me. Here comes it!

Thank you for always being there sharing my life when I need you most. Whenever I encounter difficulties, I never feel alone and vulnerable, because you will keep me on the right path. I’m blessed to have you.

Thank you for offering me education and teaching me how to be a man. You always inspire me not by words, but by what you have done! Your efforts in

the work, your loyalty to your friends, your responsibility for the family and your persistence in the life have already set me good examples in my own life.

Thank you for always appreciating my work, no matter how tiny it is! You have made me realize that it’s capacity not scores that really counts.

Dad, I love you and I will love you forever!

Yours beloved,

Li Ming

【父亲节英语作文三】100字

My dear father,Today is Father Day,I want to say to you:“I love you !”Because you gave me life and love have to in order to our home to work hard every also want to say to you:“I’m sorry!”because I often make you feel angry.

I know I shouldn’t do promise I won’t in the you remember you teach me play basketball?I want to play basketball

with is winner?I think you can and I compare.

Finally,I hope you have a happy Father love you forever.

【父亲节英语作文四】100字

Yesterday was Father’s Day. I had planned to give my father a present. But I didn’t remember it until in the was too late to post a card to him. So I decided to buy something. When I was in the department store. I found it was not easy for me to choose something right for him.

Suddenly I got an idea. I ran home and opened my computer. I made a beautiful card and mailed him through the Internet. then I began to make supper. When father came home, he was very glad to find a big meal on the table. then I asked him to check his e-mail. He was amazed to find a beautiful card in his e-mail-box.

What a wonderful surprise!

【父亲节英语作文五】100字

I think my father is a kind man, he love help people, and always forget to do something for himself. He has a good sence of humor, yes, I like that. That always make us happy.

I think he is a friend of mine. Because he always talk with me. I often feel I am not his daughter but his friend.

I think that my father is a good father and also a good worker. He works very hard. So he can’t play with me or my mum for long time. He think work will make him happy because work has many funny. So he always teaches me: don’t think work is a hard thing.

My father has many hobby. For example, he like reading, and he also like play computer game. He use his hobby to realx. He can feel very happy if he work, and also play.

He is a good man, isn’t he?

【父亲节英语作文六】100字

Hi, my name is Cindy. I have a good father. I like him very much.

My father is a policeman. He is tall and strong. He looks very cool in the black police uniform. He works in the police station and he is very busy every day. He likes helping people. So he often goes everywhere by his motor cycle. When he sees the people in the trouble, he will try his best to help the people.

He is a good policeman. And many people like him very much, too. They often say: “Mr Li, you are a good policeman. We like you very much.” But my father always has a point: Helping people is his duty.

My father likes reading books very much. Because he thinks: A good book is a good friend. So he reads books after work every day. Sometimes he plays games with me. We are very happy. I like him very much, because my father is not only my

father, but also my good friend.

This is my father. He is a good father. I like my father very much!

【父亲节英语作文七】100字

Dear Dad,

As Father’s Day is coming,I am writing to you to send all my best wishes for the days you work outside,I miss you so you for giving me a warm family and making me live ,I have grown up,and you don’t need to worry about me any more,I can look after myself well at home.

I hope you take good care of yourself,for you know,I love you,daddy.

Happy Father’s Day,and have a good time.

【父亲节英语作文八】200字

You know, Dad, there was a time when we were not only separated by the generation gap but completely polarized by it. You stood on one side of the Great Divide and I on the other, father and

daughter split apart by age and experience, opinions, hairstyles, cosmetics, clothing, curfews, music, and boys.

The Father-Daughter Duel of ‘54 shifted into high gear when you taught me to drive the old Dodge and I decided I would drive the ‘54 Chevy whether you liked it or not. The police officer who escorted me home after you reported the Chevy stolen late one evening was too young to understand father-daughter politics and too old to have much tolerance for a snotty 16 year old. You were so decent about it, Dad, and I think that was probably what made it the worst night of my life.

Our relationship improved immensely when I married a man you liked, and things really turned around when we begin making babies right and left. We didn’t have a television set, you know, and we had to entertain ourselves

somehow. I didn’t know what to expect of you and Mom as grandparents but I didn’t have to wait long to find out. Those babies adored you then just as they adore you now. When I see you with all your grandchildren, I know you’ve given them the finest gift a grandparent can give. You’ve given them yourself.

【父亲节英语作文九】200字

Dear Dad，

Today I was at the shopping mall and I spent a lot of time reading the Father’s Day cards. They all had a special message that in some way or another reflected how I feel about you. Yet as I selected and read, and selected and read again, it occurred to me that not a single card said what I really want to say to you.

You’ll soon be 84 years old, Dad, and you and I will have had 55 Father’s Days together. I haven’t always been with you on Father’s Day nor have I been with

you for all of your birthdays. It wasn’t because I didn’t want to be with you. I’ve always been with you in my heart but sometimes life gets in the way.

You know, Dad, there was a time when we were not only separated by the generation gap but completely polarized by it. You stood on one side of the Great Divide and I on the other, father and daughter split apart by age and experience, opinions, hairstyles, cosmetics, clothing, curfews, music, and boys.

decent about it, Dad, and I think that was probably what made it the worst night of my life.

【父亲节英语作文十】300字

When I was five, my biological father committed suicide. It left me feeling as though I’d done something wrong; that if I had been better somehow, maybe he’d have stayed around. My mother remarried shortly thereafter, and this man was my dad until I was nineteen. I called him Dad and used his name all through school. But, when he and my mother divorced, he just walked away. Once again, I wondered what was wrong with me that I couldn’t keep a father.

Mother remarried again, and Bob was a wonderful, kind man. I was twenty now and no longer living at home, but I felt a great love and attachment for him. A few years later my mother was diagnosed with cancer and was not given long to live.

Shortly before she died, Bob came over to my house alone one day. We talked about a lot of things, and then he told me that he wanted me to know that he’d always be there for me, even after Mother was gone. Then he asked if he could adopt me.

I could hardly believe my ears. Tears streamed down my face. He wanted me - me! This man had no obligation to me, but he was reaching out from his heart, and I accepted. During the adoption proceedings, the judge commented on all the undesirable duties of his profession and then with a tear in his eye, thanked us for brightening his day as he pronounced us father and daughter. I was twenty-five, but I was his little girl.

Three short years later, Bob, too, was diagnosed with cancer and was gone within the year. At first I was hurt and angry at God for taking this father away too. But eventually the love and

acceptance that I felt from Dad came through again, and I became, once more, grateful for the years we had.

On Father’s Day I always reflect on what I’ve learned about fatherhood. I’ve learned that it is not dependent on biology or even on raising a child. Fatherhood is a matter of the heart. Bob’s gift from the heart will warm my soul for eternity.

【父亲节英语作文十一】

我的爸爸

If someone asks me who affects me most in my life, I will definitely tell him or her that the person should be no one else but my father. As a matter of fact, I have been much affected by father’s humor, kindness, enterprise, strong will ever since I was a little girl.

如果有人问起：生命中对我影响最深的人是谁。我会明确的告诉他或她，除了我爸爸不会是任何人。事实上，在我还是一个小女孩时，就深受爸爸幽默、

和蔼、上进以及坚强的品格影响。

Father is well-known for his humor. He always makes use of his wit and humor to relax tense situation at work. He is so humorous that his colleagues and friends all enjoy staying with him. He also uses humor to create a very happy family atmosphere. My mother tends to chatter over little things. Sometimes she talks angrily without any pause. When this happens, father just listens to her without a word.

爸爸出了名的有幽默感。他总是用他的智慧和风趣缓解工作时紧张的气氛。因此他的同事和朋友都很享受同他一起的时光。与此同时，他还用他特有的幽默创造和谐有趣的家庭氛围。我妈妈总喜欢因为鸡毛蒜皮的小事碎碎念。有时她会生气的说个不停。而此时，爸爸就会一直倾听，不插一句。

”Why don’t you say a word, man?”, mother is more angry at father. At this time

father would give a cup of tea to mother, then replies: “Why not have tea first, my dear? Just take your time to enjoy it. I’m always your attentive listener.” Hearing these words, mother stops talking with her anger gone at once. Such funny scenes often appear between father and mother which makes our family life happy and interesting.

“为什么一句话都不说?” 妈妈变得更生爸爸的气。这是爸爸就会给妈妈递上一杯茶水，然后回答：“亲爱的，为什么不先喝口茶呢?你开心就好，我是你的忠实听众。”听完，妈妈的气一下子全消了。这种有趣的场景总会发生在爸妈间，让我们的家庭生活快乐而有趣。

trouble, he never hesitates to offer his warm hands. All this earns him lots of friends and their respect as well.

爸爸对人也非常友善。他总会请那些条件不太好、家住的比较远的临时工到家里来吃饭。他总是帮邻居修自行车、填补草坪修锁等等。不管何时有人需要帮助，他总会毫不犹豫的伸出温暖的双手。这一切都为他赢得了很多朋友也包括他们的尊敬。

Father is filled with enterprise in his life. He lost many chances of studying before for some reasons. But he has never given up learning all the time. He has read many books on architecture in order to work much better as a house-builder. He has gone through lots of difficulties because of his inadequate education. But he hasn’t lost heart at all. He keeps learning with strong will. Now he has become a very excellent worker in his company.

爸爸一直非常有进取心。他以前由于种种原因失去很多学习的机会。但是他从来没有放弃过学习。他为了成为一个更好的建筑师阅读了很多建筑相关书籍。他由于教育不足面临过重重困难，却从未失去信心。他一直以坚定的信念坚持学习。现在他成为了公司中一名杰出的员工。

My father is the greatest man in the world. His humor, kindness, enterprise, and strong will are always the power of my life. I am very proud of my father.

我的爸爸是这个世界上最伟大的男人。他的幽默、和蔼、上进以及坚强是我生命中永远的动力。我非常为我爸爸自豪。

【父亲节英语作文十二】

我的爸爸

If someone asks me who affects me most in my life, I will definitely tell him or her that the person should be no one else but my father. As a matter of fact, I have

been much affected by father’s humor, kindness, enterprise, strong will ever since I was a little girl.

如果有人问起：生命中对我影响最深的人是谁。我会明确的告诉他或她，除了我爸爸不会是任何人。事实上，在我还是一个小女孩时，就深受爸爸幽默、和蔼、上进以及坚强的品格影响。

Father is well-known for his humor. He always makes use of his wit and humor to relax tense situation at work. He is m humorous that his colleagues and friends all enjoy staying with him. He also uses humor to create a very happy family atmosphere. My mother tends to chatter over little things. Sometimes she talks angrily without any pause. When this happens, father just listens to her without a word. “Why don’t you say a word, man?”, mother is more angry at father. At this time father would give a cup of tea to mother, then replies: “Why not have tea first, my

dear? Just take your time to enjoy it. I’m always your attentive listener.” Hearing these words, mother stops talking with her anger gone at once. Such funny scenes often appear between father and mother which makes our family life happy and interesting.

爸爸出了名的有幽默感。他总是用他的智慧和风趣缓解工作时紧张的气氛。因此他的同事和朋友都很享受同他一起的时光。与此同时，他还用他特有的幽默创造和谐有趣的家庭氛围。我妈妈总喜欢因为鸡毛蒜皮的小事碎碎念。有时她会生气的说个不停。而此时，爸爸就会一直倾听，不插一句。“为什么一句话都不说?” 妈妈变得更生爸爸的气。这是爸爸就会给妈妈递上一杯茶水，然后回答：“亲爱的，为什么不先喝口茶呢?你开心就好，我是你的忠实听众。”听完，妈妈的气一下子全消了。这种有趣的场景总会发生在爸妈间，让我们的家庭生活快乐而有趣。

Father is also very kind to people. He often invites those poor temporary workers who are far away from home to have dinner with us. He always helps our neighbors repair bikes, fill the flat, fix locks, and so on. Whenever anyone is in trouble, he never hesitates to offer his warm hands. All this earns him lots of friends and their respect as well.

has gone through lots of difficulties because of his inadequate education. But he hasn’t lost heart at all. He keeps learning with strong will. Now he has become a very excellent worker in his company.

爸爸一直非常有进取心。他以前由于种种原因失去很多学习的机会。但是他从来没有放弃过学习。他为了成为一个更好的建筑师阅读了很多建筑相关书籍。他由于教育不足面临重重过重重困难，却从未失去信心。他一直以坚定的信念坚持学习。现在他成为了公司中一名杰出的员工。

My father is the greatest man in the world. His humor, kindness, enterprise, and strong will are always the power of my life. I am very proud of my father.

我的爸爸是这个世界上最伟大的男人。他的幽默、和蔼、上进以及坚强是我生命中永远的动力。我非常为我爸爸自豪。

作文赏析：

本文作者从三个不同的角度描述了父亲的幽默、善良及执著的进取心，作者善于挖掘典型的细节，分别描述了父亲感人至深的品行，尤其对父亲幽默的描写，层层递进、栩栩如生。全文布局合理，结构清晰，层次分明。开头直接切入主题，中间分层推进，逐一展开铺陈描述，详略得当，结尾概括精练，父女情深跃然纸上。

本文语言朴实，通篇未见十分复杂的语句，但措辞准确，各类短语、句式运用到位;行文流畅，用词精练。