愚人节英文

愚人节英文（共12篇）

篇1：愚人节英文

1.My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe “Go to hell.”

我对你的深情无法付诸言语，

除了一句“滚一边去”!

2.Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。

但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。

3.Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.

爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，

可我与你同眠只是因为喝醉。( 愚人节短信 )

4.My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life

我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，

我这辈子就毁在你手里。

5.What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

是什么激发了我多情的诗篇?

伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。

6.My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，

你在哪沾上的一身臭气?

7.I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

我渴望你温柔的拥抱，

但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。

8.I thought that I could love no other

Cthat is until I met your brother.

曾以为一生只爱你一个，

直到遇见你的二表哥。

9.I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，

妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿!

10.I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming.

你的容颜依稀入梦境，

于是我在尖叫中惊醒。整人短信

11.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

善良、聪慧、多情而性感，

可惜这些你一条都不占。

篇2：愚人节英文

关于愚人节的英文作文

To end our special news bulletin, said the voice of the television announcer, we‘re going over to the macaroni fields of Calabria. Macaroni has been grown in this area for over six hundred years. Two of the leading growers, Giuseppe Moldova and Riccardo Brabante, tell me that they have been expecting a splendid crop this year and harvesting has begun earlier than usual. Here you can see two workers who, between them, have just finished cutting three cartloads of golden brown macaroni stalks. The whole village has been working day and night gathering and threshing this year‘s crop before the September rains. On the right, you can see Mrs. Brabante herself. She has been helping her husband for thirty years now. Mrs. Brabante is talking to the manager of the local factory where the crop is processed. This last scene shows you what will happen at the end of the harvest: the famous Calabrian macaroni-eating competition! Signor Fratelli, the present champion, has won it every year since 1991. And that ends our special bulletin for today, Thursday, April lst. We‘re now going back to the studio.

篇3：本期英文导读(英文)

In the 30th Anniversary of China's Open and Reform in Logistics Industry Colloquia,LU Jiang,president of China Feder ati on of Lo gis tic s a nd Purchasing,made a speech.

In his speech,he concluded that,China has made tremendous achievements since China's open and reform policy.It is in the 30 years that China has explored and practiced the logistics developments with Chinese characteristics and it is also the logistics developments in modern China.

In the beginning,he sum-marized the process and fruits of the 30 years'open and reform developments in logistics industry.First,logistics industry has achieved continuous a nd f as t d ev el o pm en ts;second,logistics companies grow rapidly;third,manufacture and trade industries have prom ot ed mo d er n l og i st ic s management;forth,the infrastructures of logistics basis have been well-developed;fifth,logistics informationization and technology creativity have stepped forward;sixth,logistics standards of industry basis have basically been set up;seventh,logistics research,technology and education have achieved essential achievements;eighth,the policy environment of logistics developments has greatly been improved.

Next,he gave a brief summary of his own experience and understanding of the logistics industry developments in the 30 years.First,to stick to China's open and reform policy and carry out scientific outlook on developments;second,to establish logistics development strategy based on the reality;third,to enhance the harmonious development between logistics corporations and corporation logistics to upgrade industry developments;fourth,to establish modern logistics service systems by the means of resource integrity;fifth,to introduce adaptive logistics management and technology by the lead of informationization;fifth,to develop power to push developments of logistics industry by relying on all positive factors.

篇4：愚人节问题不愚人

数学家设计的问题是：下面是一个28位数，中间有10个空缺的位置，如果请你在空位中填上数字0，1，2，3，4，5，6，7，8，9，且每个数字只能使用一次，那么得到的这些28位数是396的倍数的可能性是多少？

5__383__8__2__936__5__8__203__9__3__76

乍一看，这的确是个吓人的问题.因为在10个空位上填上0～9，共有10×9×8×7×6×5×4×3×2×1=3628800种情况，也就是说，会得到三百多万个不同的28位数，要验证如此多的数能否被396整除，需要试验筛选的次数是难以想象的.既然这庞大的28位数难以下手，那么不妨换个方向思考，研究已知条件中出现的另一个数字396.通常情况下，我们应该从分解396的因数入手，稍加试验可得396＝4×9×11，这样问题就得到了转化：一个数要是396的倍数，必须同时是4的倍数、9的倍数和11的倍数.有了这样的判断，探索的思路顿时开阔了许多．

根据“数的整除特征”，一个数是4的倍数，那么这个数的最后两位组成的数是4的倍数；一个数是9的倍数，那么这个数的所有数字之和是9的倍数；一个数是11的倍数，那么这个数的奇数位上的数字之和与偶数位上的数字之和的差是11的倍数.这也就是说，396的倍数必须同时满足：末两位是4的倍数，所有的数字之和是9的倍数，奇数位上的数字之和与偶数位上的数字之和的差是11的倍数.有了这个针对性的结论，就立刻有了探求的目标．

观察第一步可知，5__383__8__2__936__5__8__203__9__3__76这个28位数的末两位为76，是4的倍数，所以不管如何填空，可断定它是4的倍数；第二步计算可知，28位数中已知的所有数位的数字之和是5+3+8+3+8+2+9+3+6+5+8+2+0+3+9+3+7+6＝90，是9的倍数，而空位上的数字之和肯定是0+1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9＝45，也是9的倍数，那么可以断定，无论空位上0～9的顺序如何，所有的28位数都是9的倍数；第三步仍然是简单的计算，5__383__8__2__936__5__8__203__9__3__76奇数位上的数字之和是5+3+3+8+2+9+6+5+8+2+

3+9+3+7＝73，偶数位上除了空位之外的数字之和是8+3+0+6=17，而所有的10个空位都出现在偶数位上，也就是说，这10个空位的数字之和45也应该加在17上，即偶数位上的数字之和是45+17=62，可以看出，73-62＝11，即奇数位上的数字之和与偶数位上的数字之和的差也是11的倍数．

篇5：愚人节整人方法英文

49. Change the language for Google on someone’s computer.

48. Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.

47. Swap the signs on the men’s and ladies’ rest rooms.

46. Hide scented air fresheners all over someone’s office.

45. Add food coloring to milk that comes in a cardboard container.

44. Add food coloring to the windshield washer fluid of someone’s car.

43. Switch around random keys on someone’s keyboard who isn’t a very good typist.

42. Switch the Push and Pull signs on a set of doors.

41. Hide food in a trash can and when someone comes by grab some and eat it.

40. Replace Oreo cream-filling with toothpaste and offer one to someone.

39. Dip the tips of someone’s cigarettes in Orajel so their lips will go numb.

38. Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.

37. Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head.

36. Take something from someone’s office and leave them a ransom note.

35. Add several odd appointments with alarms set to go off during the day to a co-worker’s Outlook calendar.

34. Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.

33. Put a “Please Use Other Door” sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.

32. Put a balloon on the tailpipe of a someone’s car so it will pop when they start their car.

31. Glue the headset of someone’s phone down to the cradle.

30. Take the door knob off a door and put it back on backwards, then lock it and leave the door open.

29. Put plastic wrap around the door frame of a commonly used door.

28. Cover a toilet seat with plastic wrap.

27. Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.

26. Leave a note on someone’s car apologizing for an accident that never actually happened.

25. Glue all the eggs into the carton.

24. Hard boil all the eggs in the carton and place them back in the refrigerator.

23. Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won’t suds up.

22. Turn every setting in someone’s car to the maximum: the heat, the radio, the wipers, the seats, etc.

21. Place a small piece of Post-it note over the ball under someone’s computer mouse so that it won’t work.

20. Switch the handles on the refrigerator to the side that doesn’t open.

19. Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen.

18. Place a ‘house for sale’ ad in the newspaper for someone’s home.

17. Paint the tips of someone’s pen and pencil with clear nail polish so none of them work.

16. Hide a small radio in the ceiling tiles above someone’s desk and turn it on very softly.

15. Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder.

14. Put marbles in the hubcaps of someone’s car.

13. Leave cryptic notes warning someone of an impending prank then do nothing all day.

12. Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the “on” position.

11. Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.

10. Pour vegetable oil on the exhaust of someone’s car so it will smoke when started up.

9. Hide an alarm clock in someone’s bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.

8. Remove the shower head and place a Lifesavers candy in it, then put the head back on.

7. Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.

6. Rearrange somebody’s drawers or file cabinets in a different order.

5. Tape magnets to the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof of your car and drive around.

4. Put food coloring in the hand soap dispenser.

3. Put an ad in the paper for a garage sale at someone’s house beginning at 6 a.m.

2. Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, then leave them on the floor of the office bathroom.

篇6：愚人节的来历英文版

愚人节是一个人们可以相互搞恶作剧，骗人跑腿，欺骗不知情的人的传统节日。没人知道这个节日是怎么来的，但人们普遍认为它源自法国。

庆祝愚人节最早是在1582年，在法国。那时，当时法国新年是在3月25日，一直持续到4月1日。16世纪60年代中期，国王查理九世把新年从3月25日变为1月1日，而还有一些人在4月1日过新年，这些人就被称作四月傻瓜了。

愚人节是一个“仅为娱乐”的节日。谁也不用买礼物，也不用带着男/女朋友出去到一家豪华餐厅去吃饭。人们也不会放假。它仅仅是个搞笑的小节日，但是在这一天，每个人都要保持警醒，不然就要被人耍啦。

篇7：情人节英文赠言

情人节英文赠言

You‘re everything to me.

Love is a moment that lasts forever.。。

I Love You more than “Love”

I was just thinking of you.

The Moon Sees Me Missing You

Let’s make this weekend a great one.

You are always on my mind， I miyou

Things just aren‘t quite as fun without you.

Real love stories never have endings.

Everything’s better whenever I know that you‘re there somewhere in my life. I Love You

Sometimes i have trouble expressing myself， but i want you to know i love you.

You are in my thoughts every minute of the day， in my dreams every hour of the night.

I love you for all the wonderful things you are--and for the happinewe share.

Every look…every kiss…every touch… I fall in love with you all over again.

The things you do， the joy you bring， the lovelineyou show just make you special and such a joy to know!

Your kind and loving way， the thoughtful things you do and say， every gentle smile， make my life worthwhile.

I’ll always call you “SWEETHEART”， because you‘ll always be the dearest， most important person in the entire world to me.

You mean so much and I need you so， your love gives me the greatest joy I’ll ever know. I‘ll take a lifetime to show how much I love you.

情人节中英文祝福语：

1、愿情人节带给我们丘比特之爱和暖融融的浪漫。情人节快乐!

May this Valentine bleus with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine’s Day Honey!

2、真诚，不必隐藏，把所有的话语，都写在那小小的贺卡上。祝我新爱的人，情人节快乐。

Be genuine and conceal noting.I write every wiod I wand to say on this small card.I wish my honey a happy Valentine’s day.

3、我俩的爱，一年比一年更坚定。小宝贝，情人节快乐。

Our love grows stronger with every passing year. Happy Valentine’s Day， Baby.

4、我一直不相信有真正的.“幸福”，直到不久以后，我邂逅了你。亲爱的，情人节快乐。

I didn’t think that I could ever trust happiness. Then I met you.Happy Valenti ne’s Day， Dear.

5、很抱歉，这个情人节我不能陪你。我送上这张卡片，为的是要提醒你，我爱你。

I’m sorry that I can’t be with you on this Valentine’s Day. I send this Valentine’s card to remind you that I love you.

6、你走出了我的梦，投入我的怀里。我不能让你走。情人节快乐。

You stepped out of my dreams andsintosmy arms. I can’t let you go. Happy Valentine’s Day.

7、你永远在那里等待着我，而我也将永远在那里守候着你。情人节愉快。

You have always been there for me， and I will always be there for you. Happy Valentine’s Day.

8、我一直不相信有真正的“幸福”，直到不久以后，我邂逅了你。亲爱的，情人节快乐。

I didn’t think that I could ever trust happiness. then I met you. Happy Valenti ne’s Day， Dear.

9、纵使多年已过，但每当我紧握你的手时，仍有一种自己还是高中生的感觉。我在这个情人节，一直思念着你。

篇8：情人节卡片英文寄语

If love be love , if love be ours,

如果你我相爱，如果爱就是爱

Faith and unfaith can ne’er be equal powers;

忠诚与背信的力量天壤之别，

Unfaith in aught is want of faith in all.

点滴失信便让诚实永远欠缺。

It is the little rift within the lute,

就像琵琶上的小小纹裂，

That by and by will make the music mute,

日积月累，音色难以和谐，

And ever widening showly silence all.

当裂痕慢慢扩大，琴声终将彻底寂灭。

The little rift within the lover’s lute,

琵琶上的小小纹裂，就像爱人心中的裂纹

Or little pitted speck in garner’d fruit,

就像果实中的烂斑无法察觉，

That rotting inward slowly moulders all,

它会慢慢腐朽，并将腐蚀一切。，

It is not worth the keeping, let it go;

如无价值继续，那就断然了结，

But shall it?answer, darling, answer,no,

但是会这样吗?亲爱的，你要说不，斩金截铁，

And trust me not all or all in all.

篇9：情人节浪漫英文告白

相信我，我为一切都做好了准备，除了你。

这一句很实用，很有想象力啊，大家可以学学。出自电影《偷天陷阱》。

2.Maybe I was a bird in another life.

If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.

我的前世也许是只鸟。

如果你是一只鸟，那我也是一只鸟。出自电影《手札情缘》。

3.You complete me.

You had me at Hello, you had me at Hello.

你使我完美起来。

第一次见面时你就拥有了我，拥有了我!出自电影《经济人**》，前一句现在很流行啊。

4.I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.

我喜欢你是我晚上就寝前最想聊天的人。出自电影《当哈里遇到莎莉时》。

5.I love you Molly. I always have.

Ditto.

Ditto表示“同上”，意思是我也一样，非常简练。出自电影《幽灵》。

6.Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy.

选我吧，娶我吧，让我给你制造幸福。出自电影《我最好朋友的婚礼》。

7.Love means never having to say you’re sorry

爱，意味着永不说后悔。出自电影《爱情故事》。

8.When I am out , take me as the wind.

如果我不在，就把我当成风。很浪漫啊，来自电影《请介绍我的女友》。

9.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

我爱你，并不是因为你，而是因为和你在一起的那个我。很令人有所感想的一句名言啊，很有哲学性。

10.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

对整个世界来说你可能只是一个人;但是对一个人来说你可能就是整个世界。

篇10：情人节英文求爱短信

Hot summer。 Cheerful Cocktail。 You took my hand。 We fled into another world of ba nd。 You sat by my side， long hair tied behind

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one， so that when we finally meet the person， we will kn

Light vied with wine， elegance mixed with fragrance， laughing covered by greetings， the crowed was busy at handshaking。 You sto

My thought struggled at confessing， somehow hesitation ended in flinching。 I continued my role of a fool， clinched to my maiden

The love which consists in this，that two solitudes protect and limit and great each other。

Cold here， icy cold there。 You belong to neither， leaves have withered。 Your face is pale and blue， a tearful smile。 Something

Days ended。 You said， you would wait for me at th e Alps side。 We would ski against snowflakes dancing in the sky。 I gave no an

The bell died in the patter of rain， from hell came the laughing of Satan at my brain。 Tearful smile， swallowed by the darkness

Snowflakes have melted into water， we are no more together。

ust because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to， doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have。

To love for the sake of being loved is human， but to love for the sake of loving is angelic。

篇11：情人节英文小短文

我们分享生命中的每一天，

你永远带领著我，

感谢你一直支持着我，

不论我做了些什么。

2. A better love I couldn’t ask for With your sweet and gently way And knowing that your love for me Grows more everyday.

我再也没法找到一个比你更好爱我的人，

能比你更加温柔和体贴，

我也深深地相信，

你对我的爱一天比一天更深。

3. It’s your loving and your caring And knowing that you’re near That gentle touch you have Make my troubles disappear.

是你的爱意和呵护，知道你就在我的身边，

还有你的.温柔和体贴，

让我所有的麻烦全部不见。

4. You’re always there for me When things tend to go wrong It’s that faith you have in me That make sour love strong.

当我需要你时你永远在那里，

就算是我犯了错误也没关系，

是你对我坚定的信心，

让我们的爱更加茁壮。

5. To sweet heart or friend, words can mean much. Valentine heart to heart, conveys a loving touch.

给我的爱人或是朋友，

一句话可以代表许多意思，

让我们传递著情人节的讯息，

也传发送爱的感觉。

6. If I could save time in a bottle the first thing that I’d like to do is to save everyday until eternity passes away just to spend them with you if I could

make days last forever if words could make wishes come true I’d save everyday like a treasure and then again I would spend them with you.

如果我能把时间存入一个瓶子，我要作的第一件事就是，

把每一天都存下来直到永恒，

再和你一起慢慢度过。

如果我能把时间化作永恒，

如果我的愿望能一一成真，

我会把每天都像宝贝一样存起来，

再和你一起慢慢度过。

7. Thank you for standing behind me In all that I do I hope you’re as happy with me As I am with you.

感谢你永远支持我，

不论我作了些什么，

我希望你跟我在一起永远开心，

就像我跟你在一起时那么地快乐。

8. Sweet heart, My thoughts are deep into you From the momentt hat Iwake up And to the whole day through Happy Valentine’s Day!

亲爱的，

我深深地想念著你，

从我每天早上起来的那一刻起，

每一分每一秒直到一天结束。

情人节快乐!

9. Love is more than a word, it says so much. When I see these four letters, I almost feel your touch. This only happened since I fell in love with you. Why

this word does this, I haven’t got a clue.

Love不单是一个字，

它还代表了许多意涵，

当我看到这四个字母时，

我几乎能感受到你内心的感动。

但是这只发生在，

我爱上你之后，

为何这个字有如此的魔力，

我也搞不清楚。

10. Thank you for comforting me when I’m sad Loving me when I’m mad Picking me up when I’m down Thank you for being my friend and being around Teaching me

the meaning of love Encouraging me when I need a shove But most of all thank you for Loving me for who I am.

感谢你在我伤心时安慰我，

当我生气时你护著我，

当我沮丧时你拉拔我。

感谢你作我的朋友并且在我身旁，

教导我爱的意义是什么，

当我需要动力时你鼓励我。

但我最想感谢你的是，

篇12：白色情人节英文问候语

本来忘了今天是情人节，可是偏偏有人提醒，早上上网看新闻，遇到一个过去的学生，她问我今天怎么过，我顺嘴答正常过，她说你不知道今天是情人节?我乐了，这个节跟我没关系，从来不过。她告诉我，她昨天才取消了同学聚会，因为受到她科长的批评，说她不懂事，这个日子搞同学聚会，多讨人嫌，你还想不想嫁出去?唉!科长说的也有道理，可是她也得理解下属的心思啊，没有情人的老姑娘孤单单的在这个日子里该是多么地煎熬。我安慰她说，有没有愿意陪你过节的同学?要是没有，我请你看电影咋样?说后觉得不妥，人家再怎么样也不会愿意跟我这老太太一块过情人节啊，我真是有点自作多情，这时看见一个朋友上线，很久不见了，我跟他打招呼，开了几句玩笑，他竟然说，少说几句吧，这个敏感的日子同事们都在互相监督。啊?天哪!怎么都这样了，难道他们办公室的人都心藏秘密，都有见不得光的暧昧事?一句话给我弄得心情不爽，于是关掉QQ下网。

“情人节”，为什么中国人也过这个洋节，真不知道都是怎么想的。记得有一年正月初八我组织一个活动，当时考虑是节后刚上班，事情不多，而且是初八，讨个吉利。那天的中午我们活动后聚餐，有人说那天是情人节，还有人开玩笑说我们这些人都是清白之人，否则该去跟情人约会了，我这才醒悟我做了一件傻事，赶紧解释并表示中午不许多喝，早点回家晚上陪家人，大家还笑我多虑了。

可是傍晚时分我忽然接到一个会员的电话，他气喘吁吁地告状，说他老婆跟他打架了，还抓破了他的脖子，有这么严重?我说你赶快让你老婆接电话，我跟她解释，可是人家不接，把电话挂了，我打过去人家还是不接，这怎么办呢?我想了想，这件事到底是谁的错，是我错了吗?我选这个日子搞组织活动不是在法定节假日，更没有违反党纪国法，会员参加组织活动这是义务，我没有错，错的是他老婆。于是我给他老婆发短信，大概的意思是：你丈夫确实跟我们在一起活动，我们组织这个活动是合法合情的，你们结婚多年，已是合法夫妻不算是情人，真没想到你会这样在意这个日子。过了一会，这个女人给我回短信了，说以后别在这样的日子搞活动，她是留过洋的，特别在意这个日子。我看后心里一阵别扭，不禁冒出火来，你愿意过你就过，没人拦着，可是你凭什么指挥我，我搞活动是按中国人的规矩，再说了，留过洋也是中国人啊，入乡还得随俗呢，更何况你本来就是地道的中国人。本想回她几句解气的话，可是又一想，我是劝架的，怎能火上浇油呢?再说咱咋的也是大姐级的人物啊，哪能跟她这样的小女人一般见识，于是，我口气缓和下回复她，以后可以考虑不选这样的日子活动，我没留过洋，没能体会到你的感受，对不起了。不过呢，我又劝她，女人对于幸福的把握，要有分寸，对男人不能抓的太死，就像手心里的沙子，越使劲抓溜走的越多，这个道理你也应该懂得。真正的夫妻感情不在于能不能在一起过一个洋节日，希望你不要为难我的会员，因为日子是你们两个人过，难为他一时也许会影响一生的幸福，孰轻孰重你自会分辨。我发完这条短信手指头都麻了，从来不愿发短信，带着花镜在手机上敲字，怎么想都觉得滑稽，所以，平日能不发则不发，能少发就少发，那天是破例了。老天总算可怜我，一个小时后那女人给我回复了一句，“谢谢姐，我明白了，给你添麻烦了”，这时已是半夜，估计两口子已经和解，我放心地进入梦乡。

事情过去好几年了，现在想起来还觉得有趣，中国人啊，什么时候能像个地道的中国人。